#btw i didn't edit any of this so bewarned - i think im picking up my chaotic posting energy from asmi WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Update on the teacher AU because I'm procrastinating writing it (yell at me pls) and also talking at people is how I work:

Crowley's a science teacher (was gonna go bio but SPACE - let the poor guy teach tenth grade cosmology he would adore it). Without giving too much away, he's the sort of teacher who's scary on the outside, but he really, really does care, and if you're struggling he's the first one to ask you if you need an assignment extension or to let you get away with missed homework. The teacher who gets it, who understands kids and the ways they speak and interact and all the little intricacies and bullshit of being a teenager. He also doesn't wear safety equipment during practicals, which the kids think is Very Cool, but if a student slacks off on safety he takes it very seriously. No teenager is cool -- not even when they do pracs without safety equipment. No children will be harmed in the making of this fic. Wait no. Welllllll...

Azi's an english teacher. Because. You all know why. And you know that teacher who's like, completely tech illiterate, has no idea how to use PowerPoint, and writes all his assignment feedback in the margins of your essay in doctor's handwriting? The one you think is completely incompetent, but he's so, so passionate about what he does, and the entire class just adores him. People behave just out of respect. But he has one rule and that's treat others how you want to be treated, and if you break that, he won't punish you, he won't yell, he will just look very very disappointed and very very unnaturally stern and you will want to shrivel up and repent immediately. Yeah, that's Azi. He does not take shit in his class.

Anyways, that's them from a student perspective. For a more personal perspective...

Well, let's just say wait and see 👀

In my head I know there are already a gazillion enemies to lovers teachers AUs out there where Aziraphale teaches English and Crowley teaches Biology. In my head I know that. Unfortunately I want to write another one anyway.